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I am going to give you my roster. But if you do fantasy drafts, you should know the Snake or the standard 1- 10 no fuss no muss drafts. But we do things differently here. See I don't know if I am a pioneer or I am just another dope who implicated it. But we draft in what we call the Machine gun . Basically it starts of 1-10 , then the second round 1 goes to the last spot so it's 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,1 and so on and so fourth until every team has been the first pick and the last pick. Some times its a huge pain in the ass when you are drafting 1 or 10 but if you are drafting 4 or 5 you really have an advantage. So this year I got the 5 Th. pick.
So let me introduce you to the Enthuses of greatness. This will go by rounds (24)
The Braun From a Bottle ( get it because he took steroids and is a cheater)
1. Albert Pujols- Because I have to
2. Prince Fielder - that's 60+ home runs from my first two picks
3. Jose Reyes- The Speed, the glove the Hot fire
4. Dustin Pedoria - the Laser show himself
5. Chase Headly- 5th in MVP voting last year 5 pick for this guy
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7. Chris Sale- Also known as Stud
8. Errol's Chapman - Throws 105 in the 9th ... Lock down
9. Josh Johnson - New country for big country ?
10. Roy Halladay - Don't mind the Spring the Doc operates in the season
11. Michael Bourn- I've go the need... The need for speed
12.Jon Lester- That's my dude
13. Chris Perez- The master of the mustache... I think I could be mistaken
14. J.P Arencabia - Look I needed a catcher and he was there. Plus he can rake
15 Jake Peavy - I don't have anything clever for him, he was really good last year for me
16 Shane Vitorino - The Flying Hawaiian ... I needed one more outfielder
17. Michael Saunders - Sleeper city
18. Alderton Simmons - Carried the Dutch in the WBC and will be a star
19 Jed Lowire - I seriously thought he played more positions
20 Phil Hughes - Because I love having people on the disabled list to start the season
21. Jesus Monitor - The Seattle slugger ? Sure why not sign me up
22. Tyler Clovin- I thought I had a sleeper but I had a creeper .To be honest I dropped him right away after the draft because He was sent to Triple A.
23. Jason Vargas - Sure why not
24. Chad Billingsley - See #20
So how do that look to you ? I tell you what it looks like to me
Championship Mother Fucker . I am so down to start talking about fantasy sports on this. Because lets face it... It's not a real sport and it's super fucking nerdy.
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