Thursday, February 7, 2013

It's Me It's Me It's N.E.D

     Hello Reader and welcome to this corner of the internet where a group of fine young men like myself try to make you laugh in between your searches for new porn sites.  This blog will be hosting reviews and discussions of whatever tickles my damn fancy..except sports....I have been told no sport discussions shall be held here and I follow the rules to the goddamn letter.  OK so sports are out of the question but there is a lot of other stuff that we can discuss here.  Anime, Cartoons, Movies, TV Shows, Video Games, and Bowling.  OK so I won't be talking about bowling not because it is a sport, which it isn't, but because it is dumb as hell.  If you can eat nachos and drink soda while doing a sport, it's not a sport.  You don't see Tom Brady enjoying chicken fingers in the huddle.   Wait I am not s'ppose to talk about sports. Moving on.

                                                                Fuck You Norman Duke

Alright so here is the skinny on your boy.  I am  20 years old, 5'6, I like to take long walks on the beach, and Arm Bar people for my entertainment.  How should I go about this with out sounding like a pretentious douche?  I am a white belt in BJJ it is a dream of mine to one day be in a tournament and possibly win one.

When I am not on the mat I enjoy playing video games, watching anime, hunting down hookers and peeling off their flesh. OK the last one is a lie.  I will be here on this BS reviewing several things that I find interesting, I have vast taste that encompasses several things so WE should be able to find some common ground.  If we can't I will simply pin the blame on you because you suck.

Outside of reviews I will also be righting a story for the BS.  It is not a comedy but I think it is best if every once in a while we get a post that has a serious tone.  In life you need variety.  Eating the same meal every day loses it's appeal after a while unless that meal is stripper flesh.  I will be applying that to my blogs.

So that pretty much wraps up my get to know me.  I will be leaving you with several things I have enjoyed in the past. Hopefully you enjoy what I enjoy.

Anime -  Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Fooly Cooly, Sword Art Online, and Claymore.

Cartoons -  Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Young Justice, Archer, Futurama, and Regular Show.

Movies - Django Unchained, Shaun Of The Dead, Paul, Step Bros., and Hot Fuzz.

TV Shows - Louie, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Legit, and Spartacus.

Video Games - Valkyria Chronicles, The Walking Dead: Tell Tale Games, Red Dead Redemption, S.L.A.I., and Metal Gear Sold 1-4.


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