I don't like reviews that spoil movies or go through everything minute by minute, so in a true testament to the laziness of today's world, I'll keep it short and simple. Would I recommend this film? Yes. Would I watch it again? Only in a group of people, not because I'm a scaredy-Dan, but because it would be fun. If you like the Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity, and Zombie Strippers, check this movie out, it's a cool concept.
Overall score: 2,693 out of a possible 4,769 points. Not too shabby.
In conclusion, here's a picture of me with a horse: